What's red, about the size of a baked bean and melts in your mouth?
......A Leper's Clitoris!
BBC News: Health experts say that you should have at least 2 days a week without alcohol. Well if my calculations are correct, I sleep 9 hours a day, which equals Just over 2 and a half days.. Job done...I'll drink to that.
Young man walking along pier sees an old man with his shoes off, trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the water & fishing with an imaginary rod! Puzzled, young man asks,"wot u up 2 mate?" "fishing for fannys!" Young man says "fishing for fannys? sounds good" "can l have a go?" "Of course u can, pull up a pew son." he sits down, casts out an imaginary rod & says "so, how many fannys have u caught so far?" old guy says "ur the 3rd this morning!"...
I've just bought some of that 007 Viagra.
......It makes you roger more!
Woman admiring a big diamond ring in jewellers. She leans forward for a closer look when a fart sneaks out, hoping no one noticed she asks 'how much is this?' Jeweller replies 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it you'll shit yourself when you hear the price!'
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope & Johnny Cash, Now we have no jobs, no hope & no cash
Whats 6inches long and starts with a P?
...... A jobby!
My mate was the fittest person I know. He went to the gym 7 days a week. Ran in Ironman races, he even did back to back marathons once. Then one day he went for a jog in the park and BANG! He met a girl, got married... ...and now he's a fat cunt like the rest of us.
......A Leper's Clitoris!
BBC News: Health experts say that you should have at least 2 days a week without alcohol. Well if my calculations are correct, I sleep 9 hours a day, which equals Just over 2 and a half days.. Job done...I'll drink to that.
Young man walking along pier sees an old man with his shoes off, trousers rolled up, legs dangling in the water & fishing with an imaginary rod! Puzzled, young man asks,"wot u up 2 mate?" "fishing for fannys!" Young man says "fishing for fannys? sounds good" "can l have a go?" "Of course u can, pull up a pew son." he sits down, casts out an imaginary rod & says "so, how many fannys have u caught so far?" old guy says "ur the 3rd this morning!"...
I've just bought some of that 007 Viagra.
......It makes you roger more!
Woman admiring a big diamond ring in jewellers. She leans forward for a closer look when a fart sneaks out, hoping no one noticed she asks 'how much is this?' Jeweller replies 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it you'll shit yourself when you hear the price!'
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope & Johnny Cash, Now we have no jobs, no hope & no cash
Whats 6inches long and starts with a P?
...... A jobby!
My mate was the fittest person I know. He went to the gym 7 days a week. Ran in Ironman races, he even did back to back marathons once. Then one day he went for a jog in the park and BANG! He met a girl, got married... ...and now he's a fat cunt like the rest of us.
