How to Behave infront of a Live Casino Dealer

[HodgeyBoy]

Greeting All,

Hope the mods won't feel this is inappropriate but I noticed a suggestion for advice on how to behave as a customer of Live casino.

My Advice...? Not like this!

 

[dunover]

Yes, P.Ness usually sits between Wayne Kerr and Massey Fardon......

 

[Pulver]

I must admit, I laughed pretty hard.

Good innocent fun if you ask me.

 

[HodgeyBoy]

Make sure that you follow the links on screen to check out parts 2 & 3 as well!

 

[dillos]

sorry i don't speak english very well .. someone can explain what's so funny with the word p.ness ?

 

[dunover]

sorry i don't speak english very well .. someone can explain what's so funny with the word p.ness ?

Sounds like 'penis'

 

[Jono777]

^^ Aw such an opportunity with that request and that username^^ (above but one, posted same time as Dunover)

I'll leave it to someone else and behave myself!

 

[vinylweatherman]

It had better be his real name or he will have trouble collecting any winnings

 

[me_and_ed]

^^ Aw such an opportunity with that request and that username^^ (above but one, posted same time as Dunover)

I'll leave it to someone else and behave myself!

Great minds......all I could see is dildos...

 

[The Dude]

Any relation to Mike Hunt?

 

[Tirilej]

Any relation to Mike Hunt?

That one I got
The second of dunovers name I didn't get though. Could someone write what it's suppose to sound like please?

 

[Jono777]

Any relation to Mike Hunt?

Knew him well before my Sex change op

 

[Jono777]

That one I got
The second of dunovers name I didn't get though. Could someone write what it's suppose to sound like please?

Go on then, been as you asked so nicely

Massey Fardon = Massive - Hard - On.

A relation I've heard of Hugh. G. Rection.

 

[goatwack]

Didn't find it that funny, but with all these puns flying about I just had to chime in.

Call it superstition, but his best friend Hugh Janus will normally attend first, then P.Ness enters shortly after.

Once in, he finds Dixie Rect, and after some time, Dixie Normus. At this point he's thinking of one person : Jack Mehoff.

Out of nowhere, someone grabs Mike Hawk and heads over to Seymour Butts. However, he recoils in horror when it is in fact his evil nemesis, Shi Ton Mi. Feeling humiliated, he exits stage left, but not before seeing his old pal, Pat McGroin.

He leaves, Kraven Moorehead censoredcensoredcensored:xxx

 

[Jono777]

Always knew it would be your good self to pop the icing on the cake on this one.

Something also told me this thread would be on the home page for the rest of the evening

 

[dunover]

Any relation to Mike Hunt?

No, but brother-in-law to Don K. Dix

Apparently Michael Jackson was known in China as Por Kum Yung....

 

[HodgeyBoy]

Any relation to Jenny?.......





Jenny Taylia?

 

[essay]

I don't know why youtube recommend me this video but was really funny, this guy is very nice and has sense of humor which is very important at work. Nice video mate

 

[EbertScore]

In all seriousness can these kinds of nicknames get you in trouble with the website when you want to get a payout?

 

[goatwack]

Nah shouldn't envisage any problems

 

[Playford7]

Nah shouldn't envisage any problems

On saying that a ‘smile’ can be classed a hate crime in the uk now if you smile at the wrong thing.
Stick to a safe username like ‘bill’ just to avoid any problems in the future.

 

[goatwack]

On saying that a ‘smile’ can be classed a hate crime in the uk now if you smile at the wrong thing.
Stick to a safe username like ‘bill’ just to avoid any problems in the future.

Oh how society's changed since the innocent times of this thread's creation

 

[dionysus]

On saying that a ‘smile’ can be classed a hate crime in the uk now if you smile at the wrong thing.
Stick to a safe username like ‘bill’ just to avoid any problems in the future.

but...people may call him willie

 

[goatwack]

I always sign official documentation off with 'D. Head', my partner Fanny always lovingly approves

 

[dionysus]

See, I'd go with something...classy.
Like, say..Welland
Welland Dowd

 

[goatwack]

Notified @Adil Dough to this thread

 

[Spikie]

Wayne Kerr is a real person, rugby league international player.

Wankdorf is a real place in Switzerland.

If you go to Newfoundland, you can also go to Dildo Island, visit Conception Bay , and Come By Chance at the end if it all goes well ....

All real places .

 

[dunover]

Yes, we have a Minge Lane, Bell End Farm, Cocking, Shitterton and Nether Wallop. I've been to two of those.

 

[goatwack]

I think we're all aware these names and places exist, that's why it's funny

A myriad of permutations and wordplay. But just what is Wankdorf's Tourism Board slogan anyway? "You only need to come vonce"?

 

[bebo67]

Anita Jackoff!
Anita Lay
Clee Torres

 

[bebo67]

Craven Moorhead! Okay, I'll shut up now

 

[Scott1baird]

Best reaction is from Gledisa with alpha Kenny body.

 

[Mouche12]

This one I didn't get, what is it Bebo?

Craven Moorhead! Okay, I'll shut up now

 

[incrediblestuff]

Craving more head

 

[goatwack]

And still no one's mentioned Matt's role in all this!

Matt Sterbate

 

[dionysus]

And still no one's mentioned Matt's role in all this!

Matt Sterbate