Ongoing Diabolical Promotions

[Nate]

It just irritates the crap out of me when you have a vast number of accredited casinos dishing out promotions so bad, they are not even worth mentioning.

This has been going on for months and I intend to post the crap offers here for anyone who is daft enough to take them up. Seriously STOP with your crap - Rather don't send any promotions. Its embarrassing how desperate some places look trying to get a deposit.

Today from Kaboo (Who I believe have some of the worst offers online)

Let me introduce myself. I’m Zachara - I have dedicated my life to understand the true meaning of Starburst and now the day has come for me to overthrow you. Get ready!


To beat me you have to wager €1250 on Starburst.

Your reward? 30 Echoes!


Wager 1250 for 3 Euros - Piss off already!

Nate

 

[dunover]

It just irritates the crap out of me when you have a vast number of accredited casinos dishing out promotions so bad, they are not even worth mentioning.

This has been going on for months and I intend to post the crap offers here for anyone who is daft enough to take them up. Seriously STOP with your crap - Rather don't send any promotions. Its embarrassing how desperate some places look trying to get a deposit.

Today from Kaboo (Who I believe have some of the worst offers online)

Let me introduce myself. I’m Zachara - I have dedicated my life to understand the true meaning of Starburst and now the day has come for me to overthrow you. Get ready!


To beat me you have to wager €1250 on Starburst.

Your reward? 30 Echoes!


Wager 1250 for 3 Euros - Piss off already!

Nate

The English sounds like it comes from a Chinese self-assembly instruction sheet. Overthrow? He should be.

 

[Jono777]

I just received that offer from Kaboo Nate.

'Fucking Jokers' or something like that I shouted out at my screen

Another offer which I would LOVE to have taken up but it is so low roller unfriendly I had to let it go.

Redbet - 50% and 100 FS on the new Secret of Atlantis slot. Simply deposit 100 euros.

Great for those with a decent budget and best of luck to you/them.

In my case a whole weeks budget or a case of 'pass my 'other' wallet please dearest'

 

[goatwack]

I'm pretty sure this offer was thought up as a dare by the staff at the promotional department. Between the cack English, the name Zachara and turgid Starburst insult it's enough to make anyone 'overthrow' their cornflakes onto the keyboard.

No Kandoo, Kaboo

 

[Jono777]

....and WHERE the hell have you been, Hope you brought your sick note!

 

[goatwack]

....and WHERE the hell have you been, Hope you brought your sick note!

Yeah, I just took a little break. I just couldn't stand my own puns anymore.

 

[hedgehok]

They save some of their promotions budget for the Halloween and Christmas promotions.
At least this is what I hope this can be explained with.

 

[Harry_BKK]

I just received that offer from Kaboo Nate.

'Fucking Jokers' or something like that I shouted out at my screen

Another offer which I would LOVE to have taken up but it is so low roller unfriendly I had to let it go.

Redbet - 50% and 100 FS on the new Secret of Atlantis slot. Simply deposit 100 euros.

Great for those with a decent budget and best of luck to you/them.

In my case a whole weeks budget or a case of 'pass my 'other' wallet please dearest'

Take the offer from Next Jon.... 75% up to 75, code NC26AUG

Although i busted out just as quickly as yesterday at CL with the same offer.

BTW, Redbet banned my country yet they still send me offers. Had 100% up to 200 + 100FS yesterday.

 

[Harry_BKK]

Yeah, I just took a little break. I just couldn't stand my own puns anymore.

Good to have you back mate and relieved to see you are OK.

 

[Deeplay]

This offer is actually insulting ! Promo team on crack!

Who in the right mind would take this up and actually cheapens the casino. Total crap.

 

[SlotGrinder]

That's a spectacularly bad offer from Kaboo ! I hate primeslots emails because they always hype it up and add things like "click here to see just how huge your exclusive bonus will be !! " and it's like 10% bonus on all deposits today or 10 fs on Fruity Friends with every deposit today

Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <[email protected]>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit

 

[Harry_BKK]

This offer is actually insulting ! Promo team on crack!

Who in the right mind would take this up and actually cheapens the casino. Total crap.

Thrills had a similar offer some months back. Don't know if anyone remembers.

It was for me: "Wager 2500$ on some new slot, get 10SS worth 20$". Others had: "Wager 250 or 500, get 10FS".

Useless as useless can be and on top insulting to a player.

 

[Deeplay]

Thrills had a similar offer some months back. Don't know if anyone remembers.

It was for me: "Wager 2500$ on some new slot, get 10SS worth 20$". Others had: "Wager 250 or 500, get 10FS".

Useless as useless can be and on top insulting to a player.

Yup dont recall that one but such things are fast tracked to my trash when they come into my mail box. The only FS I bother with these days are the ones I win on the free roles at VS ... not done bad on them the past 2 weeks. Managed a 400 + cash out from one set of FS I won. But no free rolls left for me until I deposit again. These type of offers listed here though are utter garbage. And I am heading your way soon Harry albeit delayed due to other travel arrangements - mainly Spain next week due to work and some "Pleasure"

 

[Nate]

Another trend has been to use the Play'n Bleed network of games for Free Spin offers. They have increased substantially over the last few months.

When i see Free Spins from Play' Go - I get instant heartburn

Slots with minimum bet like Fire Joke (Joker) - 0.05c a spin - an all new LOW...

The trend is to use a substitute now for Shitburst like Spinions from Quickspin on 10c a spin or any other Play'n Gobble Slot with the least pay lines possible.

Desperate times I tell you! Its never been this bad online for years. You hardly even get FS for Slot releases anymore. I recall a time where you would collect spins at at least 5 Casinos.

Now the new MO is - We are Celebrating the release of NetBents newest gobbler by offering you xxx Free Spins for a deposit of xxx ...

Since when did MY DEPOSIT become a celebration ?

Nate

 

[Nate]

That's a spectacularly bad offer from Kaboo ! I hate primeslots emails because they always hype it up and add things like "click here to see just how huge your exclusive bonus will be !! " and it's like 10% bonus on all deposits today or 10 fs on Fruity Friends with every deposit today

Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <[email protected]>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit

That's some REWARD - You need to spend money to be rewarded for your play... LOL.

I hope you took the offer up?

Nate

 

[Deeplay]

Another trend has been to use the Play'n Bleed network of games for Free Spin offers. They have increased substantially over the last few months.

Desperate times I tell you! Its never been this bad online for years. You hardly even get FS for Slot releases anymore. I recall a time where you would collect spins at at least 5 Casinos.



Nate

Maybe part of the reason for that is the glut of new slot releases from numerous software providers. Seems like everyone is trying to jump on the band wagon with online gambling.
A few years back slots releases were something that happened monthly but from few providers so they were kind of more "news worthy" now it seems like every other day
there is a new slot out.

 

[Nate]

Maybe part of the reason for that is the glut of new slot releases from numerous software providers. Seems like everyone is trying to jump on the band wagon with online gambling.
A few years back slots releases were something that happened monthly but from few providers so they were kind of more "news worthy" now it seems like every other day
there is a new slot out.

You're right - There has been a super increase in the amount of new slots being released - However, there has been a clear decrease in offers. I cant say that this has influenced the respective casinos. With Play'n Gobble, YggDrasil, Thunderkick et al, they never gave out FS - It was the norm. It was usually for NetBent releases. This has come to an abrupt end too.

Nate

 

[TradaCasino]

Also received this nonsense offer from a casino which usually has reasonable promos

You've Unlocked 50 Spins On Starburst !
TradaCasino <[email protected]>


To reward you for your play to date at TradaCasino we're giving you 50 free Starburst spins with your next deposit. Claim now by making a deposit of £25 and asking for yours in Live Chat!

Usual bonus terms apply.

So I haven't unlocked sh*t and it's just a std £5 worth of 10p fs on a £25 min deposit

Hi SlotGrinder,

I agree, not a good offer at all.

We decided to A/B test a number of different offers that are automatically triggered when certain events takes place on a player account, but the title of this particular email is absolutely misleading and in this 'trial and error' exercise this one would most certainly be classed as error!!!

We have paused that triggered email, we will re-evaluate the promotion, and we would like to credit your account with the 50 spins that the email title promised. Please PM me your username.

Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.

Rachel.

 

[geordiecolin]

Yeah, I just took a little break. I just couldn't stand my own puns anymore.

Its good to see ya back but not so good to see ya front

 

[Jono777]

Another one just came thru.

All British Casino - Deposit £20 for 50 FS on Secret of Atlantis.

Now IMO that is a decent offer,more so for a growing casino in its early years and also low roller friendly, only restriction/small let down is the games catalog.

My point if these guys can offer this promotion (35x FS winnings WR) then surely the 'Big Guns' can do a lot better than the paltry offers we are seeing today.

Hedge made a good point about promotional budgets etc but as far as I can recall Christmas 2015 was chock-a-block with crap offers also

Any long serving player(s) who can recall the Guts Advent Calendar (2014) where you played the game in the 'house' with the Grinch?

Now that's what I called a promotion.

 

[Nate]

Hi SlotGrinder,

I agree, not a good offer at all.

We decided to A/B test a number of different offers that are automatically triggered when certain events takes place on a player account, but the title of this particular email is absolutely misleading and in this 'trial and error' exercise this one would most certainly be classed as error!!!

We have paused that triggered email, we will re-evaluate the promotion, and we would like to credit your account with the 50 spins that the email title promised. Please PM me your username.

Thanks for the feedback, I appreciate it.

Rachel.

Rachel - Thanks for acknowledging this and coming out to help change it - Speaks volumes!!

Nate

 

[Jd666]

Just got this through email from Hippodrome.

There was a 100% bonus as well though, buts whats betting these spins will be 5 lines.

Hi John,

Want to climb your way to the top? We want to help you get there. That’s why we’ve put a little boost in your account – and it’s still there for you to use.

Log in and you’ll find 50 Bonus Spins* to use on High Society, helping you reach the dizzying peaks of the social crème de la crème.

You can also use your Spins on Tomb Raider: Secret of the Sword™, Golden Princess and Lucky Koi. Try them all if you like, but they won’t be there forever. Be sure to deposit to make use of them before midnight on Monday 29th August, 2016.

 

[Jono777]

Time to publicly eat a slice of humble pie (but only a small one!)

Just checked my 2 email accounts and a few casino accounts and found all this lot!!!

All British - 50 FS on SoA for a £20 deposit

Super Lenny - 100% to £25 AND 40 FS on SoA (Spins credited tomorrow - Feel a visit to support coming on already )

Thrills - 100% up to £25

32 Red - 100% DOTD

Next Casino - 75% to £75!!

Dunder - 50%

Kaboo - 100% to £20

Gonna have a hard time decisions wise with this one with only £25 to toy around with lol (ideally a withdrawal from wherever I decide and I manage to do em all LMAO!)

 

[PyroclasticFlow]

Today's email from 10bet

Fancy a swim? Our August Adventure calendar's got just the thing for you...

Then dive deep into a world of mystery with 25 free spins on Secrets of Atlantis when you wager €1500 on any slots from August 26-28.

Remember to opt in for your free spins!

 

[goatwack]

Its good to see ya back but not so good to see ya front

That's pretty gay, even by your standards :xxx:bubbles:

 

[geordiecolin]

That's pretty gay, even by your standards :xxx:bubbles:

Come on then big boy. Pucker up

 

[SlotGrinder]

Another one just came thru.

All British Casino - Deposit £20 for 50 FS on Secret of Atlantis.

Now IMO that is a decent offer,more so for a growing casino in its early years and also low roller friendly, only restriction/small let down is the games catalog.

My point if these guys can offer this promotion (35x FS winnings WR) then surely the 'Big Guns' can do a lot better than the paltry offers we are seeing today.

Hedge made a good point about promotional budgets etc but as far as I can recall Christmas 2015 was chock-a-block with crap offers also

Any long serving player(s) who can recall the Guts Advent Calendar (2014) where you played the game in the 'house' with the Grinch?

Now that's what I called a promotion.

Ah I took this All British offer but I thought a 40 payline slot would have 40p fs , sadly just 20p spins

 

[Jono777]

Ah I took this All British offer but I thought a 40 payline slot would have 40p fs , sadly just 20p spins

Yeah, unfortuantely always minimum bet with this particular casino.

That being said I've probably had FS on this new slot at 5-6 different casinos and they were all 0.20p bets

 

[mina1929]

I think out of all the offers 32 Red have the best one with 100% bonus and wagering is not high, no game restrictions.

Next Casino 75% bonus is also good but a bit of a higher wagering but not bad.

At Platinum Play 100 free spins on Win Sum Dim Sum if you deposit $20. Would be good if free spins were wager free

 

[nikantw]

Talking of bad offers, I think none can top the old “deposit 50 to get 100 fs on Hellboy” that forgot to mention the spins are only on first line!!!

Today I get particularly annoyed by those “win a share of xxxx”. I don’t mean the leaderboard format, that is fine. I mean the secret drawings with the secret prizes and the secret winners.

 

[Harry_BKK]

How times have changed!

We talk now not just about the ugly and the bad but as well about the really ugly bad offers. And they seem to move into the majority ATM.

The worst of the worst was though that one MG casino giving FS on that 100-liner slot, can't remember the name, but only had 1 line active. To top it the slot did not have Autospin.

 

[nikantw]

Just came in:
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Take a bite of great wins with:
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[Jono777]

How times have changed!

We talk now not just about the ugly and the bad but as well about the really ugly bad offers. And they seem to move into the majority ATM.

The worst of the worst was though that one MG casino giving FS on that 100-liner slot, can't remember the name, but only had 1 line active. To top it the slot did not have Autospin.

Cashapillar

 

[Deeplay]

How times have changed!

We talk now not just about the ugly and the bad but as well about the really ugly bad offers. And they seem to move into the majority ATM.

The worst of the worst was though that one MG casino giving FS on that 100-liner slot, can't remember the name, but only had 1 line active. To top it the slot did not have Autospin.

Yep as John said this one was Cashpillar remember it well it was so damn bad it was funny. And i think i did see some casinos back then offering 100 free spins on this ... the shock when the player saw it was only 1 line must have been a sight. It ranks as one of the worse fs promos ever - on a game that actually was not bad back then. But aint played it in years.

 

[Erik]

Hi Casino Meisters!

Sorry for the late reply in this thread. You feedback is always valuable and when it comes to the Kaboo wager get campaign discussed in this thread we agree that the conditions was to harsh on this occasion. Normally this type of campaign also comes with a generous deposit bonus and the wager and get is more like the icing on the cake. Also important to know that all campaigns are segmented based on each individuals play history so the reward is higher for loyal players of Kaboo.

The campaign in question is running every weekend for another 4 weeks and for this week we have increased the rewards after taking your feedback into consideration. So check your inboxes and hopefully you will be more satisfied this time around.

Best regards, Erik

 

[nikantw]

another "good" one

"Come and join the cheeky black sheep in its quest for adventure and wins.
Rewards are sheer delight when you play with:
All Devices
20 FREE SPINS ON BAR BAR BLACK SHEEP 5 REEL
for a deposit of 50 or more"

 

[Nate]

Kaboo at it again....

THERE ARE MANY GAMES TO MASTER YET...
… and there’s no time to waste! Now it's time to explore Great Wild Elk, deposit today and try it out with Free Spins tomorrow, sucker!!

HOW MANY SPINS YOU WILL GET DEPENDS ON YOU:


Deposit min. €20 and get 10 Free Spins.
Deposit min. €30 and get 20 Free Spins.
Deposit min. €60 we will give you a whopping 50 Free Spins!

What they fail to mention is that Great Wild Elk has a minimum bet of 0.10c. So basically a deposit of 60 Euro gets you 5 Euros worth of free spins... Even if its set at 0.20c, its poor value.

Prove me wrong KABOO - Maybe I have this all wrong and the spins have MUCH MORE Value????

Nate

 

[Jono777]

Quite like this casino but this is shocking, moaning about 10p spins in the other thread from Nate and this time they can't even manage that!!!!!

 

[Jono777]

I am sick of this shite. Loads and loads of deposits here. What happened to my weekly 80%'s



Been like this for weeks now and EVERY game has been bollox, though last week was bad with that 1980's effort 'Spectra' but today is la creme' de la creme'

 

[colinsunderland]

The King knows how to take care of his loyal subjects!
Head to AceKingdom today and check out this amazing UNLIMITED offer:

Get 1 Free Spin for every £20 staked on the slots
Collect UNLIMITED Free Spins!

Start your collection and grab your Free Spins until 23:59 GMT today.

Outstanding, stake £20 get 25p back ffs

 

[curremon]

wild jackpots has been long time the worst one i get..

today i got this amazing offer..

10 FREE SPINS* ON REEL SPINNER OR BAR BAR BLACK SHEEP – 5 REEL
for a deposit of 20 or more

Previous one was

15 FREE SPINS ON GOLDEN ERA OR BAR BAR BLACK SHEEP 5 REEL
for a deposit of 50 or more

Im going to close my account there now

 

[mimi26]

not a promo as such but I was in talks with Videoslots VIP person over email about the lack of bonuses free spins etc, I was going to close my account as I do not think Videoslots are any good for the ones who deposit a lot, he gave me some free spins to compensate 25 on Raging rhino and 20 on starburst @ 10p per spin , needless to say havent deposited since

 

[curremon]

not a promo as such but I was in talks with Videoslots VIP person over email about the lack of bonuses free spins etc, I was going to close my account as I do not think Videoslots are any good for the ones who deposit a lot, he gave me some free spins to compensate 25 on Raging rhino and 20 on starburst @ 10p per spin , needless to say havent deposited since

If you deposit a lot i think you have noticed that you get really good cashback every week.. wager free
Also if you deposit a lot you must be really good position every weeks race.. wins wager free
Every tuesday you get freespins ... wager free

I know they lack matchbonuses etc but i really find real cash good reward every week... did i mention its wager free ?

 

[mimi26]

If you deposit a lot i think you have noticed that you get really good cashback every week.. wager free
Also if you deposit a lot you must be really good position every weeks race.. wins wager free
Every tuesday you get freespins ... wager free

I know they lack matchbonuses etc but i really find real cash good reward every week... did i mention its wager free ?

Its really nothing to do with how much you deposit, if you dont get the play time then you dont get a good position in the race same as cashback

 

[Jd666]

If you deposit a lot i think you have noticed that you get really good cashback every week.. wager free
Also if you deposit a lot you must be really good position every weeks race.. wins wager free
Every tuesday you get freespins ... wager free

I know they lack matchbonuses etc but i really find real cash good reward every week... did i mention its wager free ?

You forgot the wager free bit

 

[curremon]

Its really nothing to do with how much you deposit, if you dont get the play time then you dont get a good position in the race same as cashback

If you deposit lot you get lots of spins even your rtp is 0

 

[mimi26]

If you deposit lot you get lots of spins even your rtp is 0

Deposited £400 1 week received £12 in race £10 the following week in cash back........not very good at all

 

[brianmon]

If you deposit lot you get lots of spins even your rtp is 0

Not necessarily. if you deposited £1000, played at £1 a spin, with a bad 50% RTP (which is quite possible on some hv games). you'd get 2000 spins for your money, which equals around £15 in the race, and maybe about £25 cashback, which would be 4% of your deposit back.

It's a system which rewards winners (or, at least, those who can get a lot of spins for their deposit). But doesn't compensate losers enough

 

[spintee]

Free spins any one

You have free spins waiting


Free spins in Gonzo's Quest



Hello!

Today we'll give you 30 free spins in Gonzo's Quest on your next deposit.

I am getting pretty pissed of with this type of email. If that wasnt enough I had a good bit of affiliate spam from this site as well, Sort it out Rep

DUNDER casino

 

[slot_zombie]

I just got that one too, I laughed.