Xmas Funnies

[dionysus]

Have at 'er

 

[dionysus]

Sorry, my innocent mind doesnt see anything else

 

[Kroffe]

The best one.

 

[Kroffe]

 

[dionysus]

The best one.

'it's a mushroom'

 

[satchnz]

Thanks for the laugh. An evil laugh hahaha.

 

[Kroffe]

'it's a mushroom'

'No, its a penis'

'Well, im dyslexic so i cant really tell'

Best excuse ever made by anyone.

 

[dionysus]

'No, its a penis'

'Well, im dyslexic so i cant really tell'

Best excuse ever made by anyone.

'I've never had sexual relations with that woman'
'Sir, you came all over her dress'
'I'm dyslexic'
'Ah well, carry on, Mr President'

 

[dionysus]

lol, FYI, currently re-reading the Pratchett Discworld series. On the book where, as he and his wife are looking to 'consummate' their marriage, accidentally bought a book or martial arts vs marit.......

 

[dionysus]

 

[sufferinsilence]

"Toy commits suicide by fireplace"

Tragic.

 

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[dionysus]

 

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[dionysus]

 

[sufferinsilence]

?

 

[dionysus]

 

[dionysus]

for the other side of the pond....

 

[dionysus]

i'll just...i'll just whatever....

 

[dionysus]

 

[Scott1baird]

 

[dionysus]

 

[sufferinsilence]

 

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[Kroffe]

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I recommend the dog to see someone else next time he goes for acupuncture, the needles are not supposed to go that deep.

 

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[bamberfishcake]

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First thing that's made me chuckle all day, that's my level of humour.

Would get the kids with that one but I expect blank faces.

 

[dionysus]

 

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[dionysus]

hitting #4

 

[dionysus]

 

[dionysus]

well, I didnt add the @mack part

 

[dionysus]

 

[Kroffe]

Because why not.

 

[dionysus]

 

[goatwack]

 

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Venus fly trap Santa

 

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