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What's your superpower?

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With all the superhero movies out lately, we were discussing what kind of superpower would be the most fun, and what superpowers we already have. I thought it would be fun to see what you'd like for a superpower and what (if anything) you already have. It doesn't have to be anything extravagant like disappearing in a puff of smoke (although if you can do that, I for one would be extremely impressed!)

Ray, for instance - he's got almost perfect pitch - he can tune instruments by ear (not WITH his ears silly - although that would be fun to watch!) It drives him a little crazy though because we'll be watching a movie and they'll be playing some music in the background and he'll say, "Arrggh that piano is SO out of tune!" and most people wouldn't even notice it.

A friend of mine has an uncanny ability to remember dates. Not just for special things, but for just ordinary things. I'll say, "Oh I went there one summer a few years ago," and she'll say, "Yes that was on June 6th, 2007!" It's pretty spooky really for someone like me who doesn't even usually know what day of the week it is TODAY.

So then there's me...I actually have 2, the first one is that I have really good hearing. Plenty of times in my life I've heard stuff I'm not supposed to. ;) But once, I was in Phoenix and I had to go to emergency...I was in there for FIVE bloody hours, but that's another story. So I'm in the little curtained off cubicle thingie and there are people moaning and groaning and yakking all over and people trundling machines back and forth and racing up and down and just general chaos. All of a sudden I heard this faint little voice saying "help" - I waited and nobody seemed to be doing anything and then I heard it again, this tiny little gasping "help" so I jumped up and grabbed one of the nurses as he was charging past and I told him I'd heard someone calling for help. He turned around and ran down the hall and stuck his head behind all the curtains, and suddenly went racing into one that was at the opposite end from me and across the hallway.

When he came back he stopped in and was amazed that I heard her from all that way and he told me what happened, it was a very frail elderly lady, she was lying on the gurney thing and she felt suddenly like she was going to throw up, she leaned her head over the edge of the bed - maybe looking for something to get sick in - and she leaned too far and grabbed the edge of the sheet just soon enough to keep from smashing headfirst onto the floor. But she doesn't have the strength to pull herself back up and if she lets go, she's going to land right on her face. So there she is, poor lady, upside down with the blood rushing to her head and trying to get someone's attention and nobody could hear her. Except me. :)

My other one is that I have a really good memory for faces - one day I might be a good witness, but I don't have any stories.

And the superpower I'd like to have is to be able to fly. Just mostly so I can stop being afraid of heights.
 
Not sure if it`s a superpower, but when i`m around people who suffer from Epilepsy I can sense when they`re about to have a seizure. As far as real superpowers go - Are the X-Men just that?, X-Men = ladies right?, so i`ll give them a wide berth and opt in for Reed from the fantastic 4, imagine the fun of being in bed with Jessica Alba and being incredibly stretchy :eek2:.
 
A friend of mine has an uncanny ability to remember dates. Not just for special things, but for just ordinary things. I'll say, "Oh I went there one summer a few years ago," and she'll say, "Yes that was on June 6th, 2007!" It's pretty spooky really for someone like me who doesn't even usually know what day of the week it is TODAY.

Savantism, which is classed as a form of Autism. Many years ago I was assistant manager for a local football team (not my beloved Sunday team to which I was the manager), the father of one of the guys who played for us ran a local boarding school for children suffering from Autism, every Saturday without fail several of the older children would come watch us play, as a thank you to them we organised a friendly (not that friendly, little fuckers kicked lumps out of us lol) match against them on the morning of the last game of the official football season - F.A. Cup final day.

Long story short - As was the norm at the school, Saturday`s were parent day and in the afternoon most of the children were out with their parents, it was then we were giving a guided tour around the whole school, including their rooms, it was pretty evident that each of these children had a very special and explicitly talented gift, one such child had made it to the daily newspapers when they were taken to a trip to London and on their return painted a picture of St. Paul`s Cathedral, this picture uncannily depicted the scene to extreme accuracy, including the correct amount of pillars, windows and even the construction cranes in the background, other children`s special abilities included breathtakingly beautiful calligraphy, music, art, sculpting etcetera.
 
My superpower is to be able to increase almost every possible sentence imaginable into a very lengthy one, at my leisure, and sometimes to other peoples leisures too, but sometimes to their annoyance, and i must add for clarification that i do tend to use a lot of comma's and other interpunctional signs, thus increasing my own power to the extent of ridiculousness, which in itself is not a bad thing, unless you happen to be one of the people that are annoyed by it, and just now reading this example:what:

When i fly by they call me: superlameandcheesysentencestretch-man
:cool:
 
My super-power has always been "pleasin' the ladies" :p

But a super-power I wished I had - well, I wish for two. The first one is to be able to travel back in time in a small floating invisible craft and witness any event in the past at my leisure without being detected or affecting anything. That would be brilliant. My second super-power would be to be 100% fluent in any known and unknown language. That would open up unimaginable doors of knowledge in one's mind.
 
My super-power has always been "pleasin' the ladies" :p

But a super-power I wished I had - well, I wish for two. The first one is to be able to travel back in time in a small floating invisible craft and witness any event in the past at my leisure without being detected or affecting anything. That would be brilliant. My second super-power would be to be 100% fluent in any known and unknown language. That would open up unimaginable doors of knowledge in one's mind.

That's funny:
That first superpower is one i have wished for also, except i did want to affect a lot :D
And the second one i already have: well i speak all unknown languages fluently, pity there is noone else to communicate with :lolup:
 
I seem to have a very good knack for literally turning every song into a parody very easily. I just seem to find the words from ....nowhere.

I also have this weird approximation thing going... If somebody asks me.. 'How long will you be' I can tell you 20 mins without thinking about it and IT WILL be the time I take.

Funny thing happened to me the other day, I had a game on autoplay (1000 spins)... I don't often sit in front of the PC when I engage autoplay and I'm usually up and about ...

My girlfriend asked me, .. 'So how many spins are left out of the 1000...' I just told her 178 without thinking ... As I maximised the screen there were exactly 178 spins remaining... :confused::eek: ...

Well she didn't believe that that was a WILD guess ... and I was left wondering what the odds were for me to guess that correctly... Strange

Nate
 
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If you really was left wondering what the odds were Nate, maybe you should stop gambling for a while :p.
 
My superpower is to be able to increase almost every possible sentence imaginable into a very lengthy one, at my leisure, and sometimes to other peoples leisures too, but sometimes to their annoyance, and i must add for clarification that i do tend to use a lot of comma's and other interpunctional signs, thus increasing my own power to the extent of ridiculousness, which in itself is not a bad thing, unless you happen to be one of the people that are annoyed by it, and just now reading this example:what:

When i fly by they call me: superlameandcheesysentencestretch-man
:cool:

Actually, that is awesome...it's like you know how to speak lawyer! I wish I could have had your help in college when I had to write those long essays - instead of my feeble attempts at bumping my word count - "It happened a very very very very long time ago...." :p

Seriously though, there's got to be a practical application for that skill. Maybe a freelance writing job where you get paid by the word....
:)
 
Actually, that is awesome...it's like you know how to speak lawyer! I wish I could have had your help in college when I had to write those long essays - instead of my feeble attempts at bumping my word count - "It happened a very very very very long time ago...." :p

Seriously though, there's got to be a practical application for that skill. Maybe a freelance writing job where you get paid by the word....
:)

Or politics? :D
 


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