Donald Trump wants to buy Greenland

[steveh35]

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[Borgie]

He wants to be Santa - bless

 

[goatwack]

"Great news! We're buying Greenland. It's got the greatest amount of ice on the planet. The greatest. Yuge. And with my casinos there I can give hard-working Americans the greatest present ever. Outstanding. Don't let the Fake News tell you otherwise. It will be the greatest slab of ice ever. MGGA!"

-D.Trump

 

[Dinahnana]

Styxx seems to think it's a good idea. I have no opinion either way. But I always like Styxx's takes on stuff.

 

[dionysus]

He wants to be Santa - bless

don't be silly

Santa is Canadian, don'tcha know

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[Kroffe]

don't be silly

Santa is Canadian, don'tcha know

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Oyeah?
Well this picture says otherwise..

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[ternur]

don't be silly

Santa is Canadian, don'tcha know

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Of course you're joking dion, everyone knows santa is Finnish.

 

[Borgie]

don't be silly

Santa is Canadian, don'tcha know

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Gosh will he buy Canada too

 

[bowki]

Why not buy Mexico as well while we‘re at it? Boom, Immigration problems solved.

 

[Dinahnana]

Why not buy Mexico as well while we‘re at it? Boom, Immigration problems solved.

Well for one Greenland has only 56,200 or so people. Again I have no opinion on it either way.

 

[Kroffe]

Why not buy Mexico as well while we‘re at it? Boom, Immigration problems solved.

Would also save a ton of money when the wall no longer is needed.

@osulle
Imagine how overrun with immigrants greenland would be tho.
No wall or anything.

 

[slotplayer]

I hear Trump isn't the first president to want to buy it. I think china wanted to build military bases there to.

 

[Borgie]

I hear Trump isn't the first president to want to buy it. I think china wanted to build military bases there to.

And we were all having such fun !!

 

[dunover]

Greenland was the first country to leave the EU.

 

[paul7388]

Greenland was the first country to leave the EU.

Guess Trump should wait and pick what's left of UK up for cheap when we leave then

 

[Borgie]

Maybe trump wants to be in Eurovision song contest. Australia are in he can buy them too

 

[Kroffe]

So, i kinda figured this would turn into a heated discussion, so i came prepared this time.
For only €19.99 you can support your side in the upcoming..uh.. landbuying thing.
Greenland or Mexico? Vote with you wallet today!

 

[paul7388]

So, i kinda figured this would turn into a heated discussion, so i came prepared this time.
For only €19.99 you can support your side in the upcoming..uh.. landbuying thing.
Greenland or Mexico? Vote with you wallet today!


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You think i am paying 20 euro for one of your cheap poor quality t'shirts.

 

[Borgie]

You think i am paying 20 euro for one of your cheap poor quality t'shirts.

19.99 not 20 it's a bargain I tell ya

 

[Kroffe]

You think i am paying 20 euro for one of your cheap poor quality t'shirts.

No no... For you its €50

 

[pinnit2014]

So, i kinda figured this would turn into a heated discussion, so i came prepared this time.
For only €19.99 you can support your side in the upcoming..uh.. landbuying thing.
Greenland or Mexico? Vote with you wallet today!


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Can we not have both?

 

[paul7388]

Can we not have both?

You want to give him 40 euro for them you can. Then again at least you will have something to show for your money this time

 

[Kroffe]

Can we not have both?

Greenland + Mexico

Grexico? Mexland? For those who want to make america Tacoland again.

 

[pinnit2014]

Greenland + Mexico

Grexico? Mexland? For those who want to make america Tacoland again.

Sexland? Yippee!

Oh, you said Mex.

Meh :-(

 

[Borgie]

Sexland? Yippee!

Oh, you said Mex.

Meh :-(

Trump and sexland. nooooo

 

[pinnit2014]

Trump and sexland. nooooo

That's a no to a temporary VISA to go there then?

 

[Kroffe]

Trump is not allowed in Sexland. He will have to go back to the shithole country he came from. Moahaha

@paul7388
I wish you would stop trying to sabotage my imaginary t-shirt company.
Sure, the t-shirts may be imaginary, but my feelings paul, my feelings are real.

 

[paul7388]

Trump is not allowed in Sexland. He will have to go back to the shithole country he came from. Moahaha

@paul7388
I wish you would stop trying to sabotage my imaginary t-shirt company.
Sure, the t-shirts may be imaginary, but my feelings paul, my feelings are real.

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[mina1929]

Trump can buy Australia then, it can't get any worse

 

[Kroffe]

Trump can buy Australia then, it can't get any worse

Oh ye of little faith...

 

[mina1929]

Oh ye of little faith...

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I changed my mind, no guns in AU allowed, no one hurts our little skippies

 

[bruinsdude]

Seem to remember another Island a millionaire had not long ago, used for nefarious things...… must have given that sicko some ideas for life after presidency and jail time. Don't usually fray into politics, but the man is incompetent and unscrupulous to the point it makes you wonder if money CAN buy anything!

 

[trancemonkey]

Maybe this is a distraction before the Epstein investigation gets to him...

 

[Dinahnana]

I hear Trump isn't the first president to want to buy it. I think china wanted to build military bases there to.

A good reason for the US to buy Greenland

 

[Kroffe]

Seem to remember another Island a millionaire had not long ago, used for nefarious things...… must have given that sicko some ideas for life after presidency and jail time. Don't usually fray into politics, but the man is incompetent and unscrupulous to the point it makes you wonder if money CAN buy anything!

There are some things.

 

[misstrouble]

Could he also buy me some food and pay my electricity? Bc Revolut still blocking me And I’m Hungry.

 

[Kroffe]

Had to finish the picture the way i imagined it when i gave it weapons.
This may be the dumbest one yet.

 

[Roedgaard72]

Well for one Greenland has only 56,200 or so people. Again I have no opinion on it either way.

Well...Greenland is a part of Denmark! The people of Greenland are very offended. Like they are some kind of commodities! This guy is crazy. I wonder what he will say when China comes along and wants to buy Hawaii.

 

[TheAddict]

Not much greenland left to claim on this shithole we've been given as leftovers fom those who apparantly look after us....

 

[bamberfishcake]

I hear Bojo is his silent partner and they are going to turn it into an island playground. A bit like Fantasy Island for fat cats - @Kroffe can you do something with this? I dont even know if i have photoshop, think it might be in a cloud floating off somewhere maybe....

 

[Kroffe]

I hear Bojo is his silent partner and they are going to turn it into an island playground. A bit like Fantasy Island for fat cats - @Kroffe can you do something with this? I dont even know if i have photoshop, think it might be in a cloud floating off somewhere maybe....

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Paint3d has everything you will ever need.
Atleast it has the copy&paste function, wich is all i ever use.

But its not easy doing what i do. I have my whole life actively avoided anything that could have improved my artskills.
All to reach the level of non-excellence i am at today.
It may sound easy, but it was not always smooth sailing.

Teacher: Why dont you sit down and paint for a while with the other kids Kroffe
Kroffe: No thanks, you see when i grow up, i want to be really really shit at everything art-related.
Teacher: Aha, thats dumb. You can go practice writing your name instead i guess.
Kroffe: No way Jose. That would increase my skills with a pen, and is unacceptable.

And so i have lived my life without ever learning how to write with a pencil.
I learned reading thru books, but only those without pictures, as pictures are more or less art.
Friends were to colorful and expressive to be around, so i was alone.
I had a pet rock for a while, but my dad spilled some paint on him, and i had to put him down. (pet rock not dad)

Was it all worth it?

 

[mack341]

Trump is not allowed in Sexland. He will have to go back to the shithole country he came from. Moahaha

@paul7388
I wish you would stop trying to sabotage my imaginary t-shirt company.
Sure, the t-shirts may be imaginary, but my feelings paul, my feelings are real.

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ahh that is such a sad gif, poor little kid

 

[TheAddict]

shake it. shake it like a polaroid picture.

 

[steveh35]

Donald Trump confirms he is interested in purchasing the country

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[Kroffe]

Donald Trump confirms he is interested in purchasing the country

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And as if by magic, the news about the shootings are overshadowed by this.
I dont like Trump, but i got to admit he knows how to play the media.